Yesterday, my dearly beloved vibrator, Buzzy, went on to the great beyond. He will be truly missed. Flowers and monetary donations may be left in the comments section below. Such…. A…. Tragedy…..

As her plane landed, she became very nervous. She was about to meet an old friend and had much more in mind than just talking. She wanted to be near him, to hear his voice and to touch his skin. She knew that she shouldn’t cross that line, but was determined to do it anyways. As she exited the plane, she felt as if she could barely walk. She wondered where he would be and hoped that she would spot him first.

As she walked out of the terminal, she was immediately greeted by a warm smile and an awkward hello. Neither knew exactly what to do. As she gestured for them to walk, he reached out and hugged her. She leaned into him, feeling his warmth and smelling his hair. He felt comfortable to her, a place for her to be at ease and forget the rest of the world. After a moment, he released her and immediately knew that she was there for more than a friendly chat. He looked deep into her eyes and saw her needs. He could feel something stirring inside of him and knew that he wanted her too.

As they drove away from the airport, they made small talk and ended up going to a small cafe for a bite to eat. They became more relaxed with each other, catching up on what was going on in each others lives and telling a few jokes. He always knew how to make her smile. She reached out and touched his hand, slowly tracing his fingers all the way to the tips. He sat silently, watching her play with his hands and knowing that her mind was not on the topic they were discussing.

After leaving the cafe, he drove around showing her the city and helped her choose a place to stay. He walked her up to her room and knew that he should go home to his wife, but couldn’t just yet. He wanted to spend a few more minutes with her. She went over and sat on the couch and he instinctively followed her. They sat facing each other, barely talking, mostly staring.

She slipped her shoes off and slid closer to him. She leaned near his lip, almost touching him but not quite. She wanted to see how he reacted to her. For a moment, he didn’t move, then he slowly met her lips. Kissing her softly, then lightly biting her lips. She wanted him inside of her and he wanted to be inside of her. She whispered and asked if he would fuck her and he nodded to say yes.

She stood up and walked over to turn some of the lights off. As she walked towards the bed, she noticed that she was feeling very nervous again. She turned her back to him and began to undress while he watched her from the couch. As she slipped her shirt over her head he could see her lacy bra. She reached around and unfastened it, letting it fall off of her arms to the floor. As she unbuttoned and unzipped her pants, she could feel him watching her. As she bent to slide her pants down, he became very hard. He couldn’t resist any longer and walked over to her. He knelt down and slid her panties to the floor, kissing her ass as he did. His hands were rubbing her thighs. He began to stand, licking up her spine as he rose. He stood there, kissing the back of her neck and slowly moving his hands from her stomach to her breasts, caressing her nipples.

He turned her to face him and placed his hands on her ass as he pulled her close for another kiss. He leaned her towards the bed and slowly lowered her onto it. As he began to move, he whispered for her to open her legs, and she did. She closed her eyes and felt him licking down her neck, from nipple to nipple, then down her stomach. As he kissed her belly button, she relaxed and wanted him to do as he pleased with her. She took a deep breath as his tongue slid from her belly button down to her pussy. Her arms were over her head and as he began licking her, she slid them to her breasts, rubbing her nipples. His tongue felt warm to her clit, and as he slipped it inside of her pussy, she began to moan a little. He teased her, licking her clit, then the insides of her thighs and going back to her clit.

When she felt that she couldn’t take any more, she tried to rise, but he wouldn’t let her. He wanted to please her fully. She wanted him to fuck her, but he kept licking her clit. He slipped a finger into her pussy, one at first, then two. He was driving her wild and as she was reaching orgasm, she reached down and pulled his head harder into her pussy. As she came, she screamed “fuck me now!”

As her body lay limp, her clit throbbing, he began to undress. She lay there watching him, seeing more skin with each movement, wanting him inside of her. As he slipped his pants off, she spread her legs, inviting him in. He gently rubbed the head of his dick on her clit before slipping inside of her. As he slowly slid in and out of her, he leaned down and kissed her. As their eyes met, she wrapped her legs around his waist, wanting to hold onto him, but knowing that he would have to leave her soon. She closed her eyes, trying to push the thought out of her head and enjoy the time she had with him. He began fucking her faster, and harder. He rolled to the side and pulled her on top of him. She began to ride him, feeling him rubbing her nipples, wanting to take as much of him inside of her as she could. As she began to grind on his dick, he rolled her back under him, taking control back so that she couldn’t cum just yet. He began pulling almost all the way out, then waiting for a second before quickly sliding back inside of her, driving her wild. As he continued to do this, he saw that she was ready and his excitement overcame him. As he felt her pussy throbbing again, he pulled out. She quickly met his dick with her mouth and felt his warmth on her tongue. As he came in her mouth, she sucked his dick, getting every last drop.

After he finished, he collapsed on the bed beside her. He held her in his arms, not wanting to leave. As she held his hand, she told him to go home and that she would see him the next day, if he chose to do so.  As the door closed, she felt unsure of whether or not she’d ever see him again. She drifted off to sleep, only to be woken by him knocking on her door…

He leaned his head up and looked down at her, he met her eyes staring at him… She could feel his desire and kept her eyes on him and his dick in her mouth as she slipped her panties off. She climbed into his lap, straddling him, taking his dick in her hand and rubbing her clit with it. He could feel her hips gyrating and slid his hands up her thighs, stopping to grab her ass, then up her tummy, landing on her breasts. He followed the lace with his fingertips around her nipples, feeling them hard. He reached around and removed her bra, sliding it off of her arms as she slipped his dick inside of her. He put his hands back on her waist and pulled him closer to her, taking a nipple in his mouth, licking and sucking. She started off slowly, rising to the tip of his dick, only to slide back down it. She leaned into him, wrapping her arms around his neck and putting her breasts against his chest. She liked the feel of him inside of her, and sat still for a moment to enjoy it.

When she began riding again he held her ass. She became more aggressive, riding faster and taking him in as deep as she could. She kissed him, sucking on his lips, licking his tongue. He moved his hands from her ass back up to her breasts, playing with her nipples. She could feel his dick start throbbing and knew he was about to cum. She jumped out of his lap and back on her knees, taking his dick back in her mouth. She could feel the warmth of his dick, the throbbing of his orgasm. She could hear him moaning and felt his hands in her hair, pushing his dick further in her mouth. Then she felt his body relax. She could feel the wetness between her legs, her swollen clit… She opened her eyes to realize that she was laying in her bed, and that it was all a dream.

He opened his door and met her eyes. He found himself to be speechless. She stepped towards him, placing her hand on his chest, pushing him back and closing the door behind her. He opened his mouth to speak and she placed her hand over his mouth, sliding her fingers across his lips, leaning in closer and closer. She kissed him, slowly, taking her time to feel his lips on hers. Lightly licking his lips and nibbling on his bottom lip. She walked into the living room with him following. She turned to face him and could see how nervous he was. She began unbuttoning his shirt, kissing down his chest as she did, taking her time to rub his arms as she slipped his shirt off. She knelt down, kissing his stomach, licking down to the top of his jeans. She unbuttoned them, kissing the newly exposed skin while unzipping them. She smiled at the sight of seeing his erection through his boxers as his pants came down. She grazed her teeth across his dick through his boxers, slowly sliding them down, continuing to lick to the tip of his dick.

She could feel him breathing deeply, and motioned for him to sit on the couch. She stood as he sat. She began to undress, pulling her shirt off over her head, exposing her bra. He was enjoying the view of the lace and anticipating getting a better view of what was underneath. She began taking her pants off, revealing her matching panties, completely lace boy shorts. She walked over to him and knelt down again, holding his dick in her hand, massaging and caressing it. Leaning down to taste him, taking him in her mouth a little more with each lick. He began to relax and enjoy the moment. Laying his head back on the couch, moaning lightly. She could feel his body get tense every time her lips came across the head of his penis. He leaned his head up and looked down at her, he met her eyes staring at him…

Size is always a hot topic. Everyone wants to claim having the largest penis, well, not the girls but you get the point. I was thinking about all the studies that have been done on penile sizes and came to the conclusion that I would like to participate in one. Not that I’m going to get my penis measured, but I’d like to get to do the measuring. Could you imagine handling dicks all day? I’d love to get the chance to say, “Ummm, excuse me sir, but I’m supposed to measure it fully erect this time.” knowing that it already is. Evil? Maybe. Fun? Hell yeah. If I was given that chance, I think I’d write all of the results an inch less than the truth. Can you imagine what their egos would be like if they all thought that they were an inch above average? What would they be hung like then?

A guy is in line at the local grocery store when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled “Hello” to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him… and although familiar, he can’t place where he might  know her from… so he says …”Sorry….do you know me?”

She replies… “I may be mistaken… but I thought you might be the father… of one of my children.”

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. “Holy crap”…. he says, “Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends…. while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?”

“No”…. she replies….. “I’m your son’s teacher.”

I have a question for T.O.W., but I’m the only one around to answer it… What do you do when you get out of the tub, wrap yourself up in a towel, walk into your kitchen and find your husband hovering over the trashcan jacking off? Well, if you are me, you look at him and say, “Oh, sorry. Go ahead and finish.”. Then you walk back into your room and bust out laughing. That’s what I did. I swear, I can’t look at him without cracking up. He was humiliated, and I could not control my laughter, which only made it worse.

After walking in on that today, I went through a roller coaster of emotions. I laughed for a while, then after he left for work, I began thinking more about it. Why did he need to masturbate? I was there in the house, willing and ready as usual, and he didn’t let me know that he wanted some. Why? No attraction or what?

Then I laughed some more about it and began to seriously try to understand why he sometimes prefers to masturbate. My thinking has led me to believe that it is easier to masturbate than it is to have sexual intercourse. When masturbating, it’s all about pleasing yourself. You do not have to worry about the expectations or needs of your partner, therefore, it can be quite enjoyable.

I can’t believe how embarrassed he was. Masturbation is a natural, normal act and it’s quite fun. I have no problem masturbating in front of him. He can walk in on me at any time, and talk to me while I’m letting my fingers do the walking. He just didn’t expect me coming into the room at all, and it was a complete shock to him. I get it… But damn, if I don’t quit laughing about it, he’s going to be seriously pissed when he comes home tonight. Must. Erase. The. Image. Of. Him. Fucking. The. Trashcan!

Dear T.O.W.,
I don’t know if this subject has a place here but one must ask all the same. What are your thoughts on fisting? As of late I have see an increasing amount of large insertion sites online one of which is this. I know that some people are disgusted by this and others are turned on but how the hell do you fit two hands into a person without causing some sort of injury? One hand in the vagina I can understand as it is built to take a similar girth when birth occurs but two hands,OUCH! And then there are some very flexible people able to do the same thing anally. How much time would it take to get like that? And what would they be like after eating some bad food?? Anyway I was just wondering what your thoughts were on this.
Thanks, Tangles

Dear Tangles,
First off, all subjects have a place here. Some are harder for me to answer than others, but I’ll always give it my best. Being the sweet and innocent person that I am, I have never tried fisting. I personally do not get turned on by the idea of having a fist or other large object inserted into my vagina or ass. I am guessing that the secret to being able to do this is that the person needs to be fully relaxed and that you would need to use lots of lube. Oh, and lots and lots of practice. If you were to attempt this, I would start with a few fingers and work your way up. I don’t think that it would be a good idea to just try and shove your fist in there. I’m afraid that if you did, you might get the hell beat out of you. As far as what would happen after eating bad food, I’m guessing that it would be no different. The muscles are very strong and should be able to hold it in. Whether the person chooses to or not is a different story. Maybe someone will give some input on fisting that has tried it. I’m not against it, I just haven’t tried it… Who knows, I might just like it.

Being online as much as I am, and going around as many sites as I do, I tend to make many friends. After seeing a few pictures of me, they normally want to be more than friends and go to crazy lengths to accomplish that. So far all have failed. I couldn’t count the number of times that people have asked me for nude shots, and time after time I shoot them down. It amazes me that most people only think that being naked is sexy. I tend to like a man in clothes. Topless is best. There’s nothing sexier to me than a man in pants with no shirt or shoes. As soon as you flash your penis at me, you have lost my attention. Really, your wee willy wanker does not make me hot and horny, so keep it out of my view. There’s only one place it needs to go (maybe 2… ok, maybe 3…), but showing me pics of it or wiggling it on cam does nothing for me. Do me and all the other women online a huge favor, and keep your penis hidden unless we ask for it.

I started this blog from an idea created by Original Whore. That’s why she got that name and I’m S.J. We added others to the group but that became more stress than fun. No one ever seems to want to do what they say they want to do and it just becomes irritating to those running the place. So, they’re gone now. I’m not sure if anyone will be writing on here other than me now, but I really loved the idea of this place and still do, so I don’t want to let it go just yet. Everyone is still welcome to write here, but I’m tired of seeing it sit all alone over here, so I’m going to start writing whatever I want here. Maybe it’ll still be fun for me without the others, but they will be missed.